I don't know what to make of all these kids on fixies, their scene or what the hell they're exactly doing... All I know is that I don't like it. The tricks in this edit are up to today's trends, yes, they're difficult and yes, the sport of fixie shredding is progressing... BUT NOBODY WANTS TO SEE BARSPINS, HOP WHIPS AND ESPECIALLY GRINDS, ON BIG BIKES.

All these fixie kids are ignorant, use your big dumb bike to commute from point A to point B OR to set new land speed records for yourself on long rides but keep the tricks to BMX.

I'm posting this in hopes that it will show people what not to do on a fixie bike... To prove to people that there's no way to make this sport look good. Remember in the 80's and 90's in BMX, when sitting down before, during and after tricks was very common and even acceptable...? And I'm assuming that fixie kids haven't realized how bad it looks when you're sitting down during a fakie..? It looks worse enough when people sit down during a fakie on a BMX bike but a big bike only accentuates how bad it looks and how much of an eyesore this sport really is.

This is an advertisement for the new BONE DETH pegs, the DIET GRINDERS. This is how you properly advertise pegs or any bike part or frame for that matter... With lots of babes, lots of grinds and plenty of shred.

I'm definitely going to get my hands on a set of these bad boys, its about time I got some Bone Deth on my bike.

Brad Simms gives you a how-to that you're probably not ready for, hop 540's? I don't think anyone is going to be learning hop 5's today, being that most of the kids in BMX have absolutely no muscle to speak of... Weak, meager children on bikes don't know the first thing about strength or muscle. If you're Conan or stacked with muscle like Brad, then you may just get this one done.

Courtesy of RIDE.

Are you tired of Texas Toast coverage yet? Well, you're in luck because here's some more coverage of The Texas Toast Jam, which in my opinion is the best coverage of the event thus far... But you can't go wrong with Stew Johnson behind the lens. This is a good overall recap of what was built, what went down and highlights of all the shreddin'. Definitely worth a watch.

Gary Juicy did work for San Diego with 2 wins out there, atta boy.

Josh Eilken may be missing some teeth but his riding is so on point, top not shredding, jam packed with plenty of going backwards. At this rate, maybe MADERA will get him a nice new grill to shine with.

Be sure to cruise on over to THE GULLY while you're at it...