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Ballpark Cranks Are Inedible and Indestructible!?

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12 11, 2009

The newest marketing tactics from Felt seem to be catching everyone off guard, everyone's used to the same old printed magazine ads or web banners, so this certainly is a breath of fresh air. It's not too fresh being that it reminds of mashed up hog anus and other unwanted pig parts that are conveniently slammed into a mold to create what we call a frank...

It just so turns out that I love franks slam packed with pig dick and anus but that doesn't mean I'm gonna ride these ugly cranks! I also really love TITS and this little infomercial just so happens to have some in it...

I just hope that Mike Spinner didn't have any part or influence in the naming of this product, even though he rides for a shit company distributed by K-Mart... That guy seriously is the definition of god awful.

**Spoiler Alert** The Kyle Carlson cameo is by far the best part.

Ball Park Cranks Commercial - Felt Bikes from Felt BMX on Vimeo.

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